1. transhumanisticpanspermia:

    kijikun:

    ollivander:

    DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

    Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?

    SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS

    (Source: arvidabystrom, via cultgrrrlfriend)

    • person:   but what if your parents had aborted YOU
    • me:   well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
  2. Could you maybe possibly tag your girl problems ? With a trigger or something ? As a guy I don't want to see that on my dashboard

    phangs:

    cliffordstongue:

    PERIODS BLOOD UTERUS VAGINAS ASSES BOOBS ONE BOOB BIGGER THAN THE OTHER NIPPLES HURTING WAXING LEGS WAXING VAGINAS BRAZILIAN FUCKING WAXES GETTING YOUR ASSHOLE WAXED WAXING ARMPITS WAXING TOP LIPS WAXING EYEBROWS DRAWING IN YOUR EYEBROWS TATTOOING YOUR EYEBROWS ON PLUCKING YOUR EYEBROWS HAIR DYE HAIR CUTS SPLIT ENDS HAIRDRYERS EXPLODING HAIR STRAIGHTENERS HAIR CURLERS HAIR WAVERS SHOES HEELS WEDGES FLATS CONVERSE DOC MARTENS BOYS BOYS TELLING YOU YOURE TOO FAT BOYS TELLING YOU YOURE DUMB BOYS TELLING YOU YOURE WORTHLESS AND UGLY AND VILE AND DISGUSTING WITHOUT MAKEUP FUCKING EYELINER AND MASCARA AND FOUNDATION AND CONCEALER AND POWDER AND PERFUME AND LIPSTICK AND LIPGLOSS AND LIP BALM AND BEING TOO TALL BEING TOO SMALL BEING TOO SKINNY BEING TOO FAT NOT LOOKING LIKE THE GIRL IN THE MAGAZINE NOT LOOKING LIKE THAT ACTRESS NOT LOOKING LIKE THAT MODEL PURGING ANOREXIA BULIMIA ALL BECAUSE DOUCHE BAGS LIKE YOU CAN’T DEAL WITH FUCKING GIRL PROBLEMS

    TRIGGER WARNING??? GROW SOME BALLS YOUR MOTHER DEALS WITH THIS YOUR SISTER DEALS WITH THIS YOUR AUNTIE YOUR COUSIN YOUR FRIEND YOUR NEIGHBOUR THE FUCKING QUEEN DEALS WITH ALL THIS SHIT BECAUSE BOYS ARE SO SO SO DUMB AND SUCH ASSHOLES WHEN IT COMES TO THIS

    legendary

  3. beatonna:

    King Baby says No

    (via cultgrrrlfriend)

  4. Different Types of Opals

    sixpenceee:

    Andamooka Rough Opal

    Black Opal

    Boulder Opal

    Fossilized Opal

    Ocean Opal

    Raw Fire Opal

    Tree Fossil with Opal Rings

    SOURCE & MORE IMAGES

    (via cultgrrrlfriend)

  5. elvve:

    *bangs fist on table* I WANT COLD WEATHER

    (via cultgrrrlfriend)

  6. freshiejuice:

    "Madonna in bathing"

    shot by Nothing Butt Naked

    2014

    (via cultgrrrlfriend)

  7. xtjna:

    what if a ghost is screaming into your ass right now

    (via cultgrrrlfriend)

    (Source: annestanton, via cultgrrrlfriend)

  8. merthurshipsjohnlock:

    top tips if you ever find yourself in a zombie apocalypse:
    . take car
    . go to mum’s
    . kill phil
    . grab liz
    . go to the winchester
    . have a nice cold pint
    . and wait for all this to blow over

    (Source: queermycroft, via cultgrrrlfriend)

  9. glittertomb:

    unexplained-events:

    Devil’s Fingers

    The picture above is of a mushroom thats thought to be a specimen of Clathrus archeri right before its fingers open up. It closely resembles a hand coming out of the ground. It even has the remnants of its tattered sleeves attached to the wrist.

    (via cultgrrrlfriend)

  10. nikolaecuza:

    danosaurs-and-philions:

    im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

    I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

    (via cultgrrrlfriend)