1. randompinkness:

    knitmeapony:

    My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

    "Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

    "Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

    "Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

    I would watch the fuck out of that shit, and maybe even exercise to it too!

    (via scumfolk)

    secretlyaperson:

    imdeanbytheway:

    robotsandfrippary:

    earthlyghost:

    mormondad:

    melancholic-fangirl:

    southern-conservatism:

    drugsound:

    Government is good.

    Big Brother is watching you.

    The State wants to take care of you.

    north Korea scares me to death. the fact that a place like that still exists in modern day. those people are prisoners.

    1984 is here and now

    this is too 1984 to be real

    why the fuck have i barely heard anything about this shit? Why aren’t more people outraged about this? and talking about this? this is fucking horrible! Something has to be done it’s fucking 2014 why the fuck is this even happening

    i have family in North Korea that no one has seen since the war.

    Why isn’t anyone telling us about this?
    I’m a sophomore in high school. Who gives a shit about The Second Great Awakening? What about this? What about the Korean Reich that’s strangling it’s own people? Why hasn’t anyone at least pretended to care? Fuck Beyoncé, fuck whatever is coming soon to theaters. Why isn’t the suffering of human beings the first headline in the NY Times? Why hasn’t my history teacher taken a moment out of the 53 minutes in our class to inform us? Why?

    Why?

    ok so if youre like me and looked at this and felt completely helpless on how to change it, ive found some ways to “help”, although there really isnt that much we can do. however, heres what i did find, for anyone interested.

    this site seems pretty legit to donate or help out with (but id check it out hella thoroughly before you do anything)

    also boycotting products made by companies that manufacture goods there seems to be good

    lastly just watch the news and stay up to date on whats going on. 

    im sorry to say thats all i could find :( 

    (Source: deluision, via scumfolk)

  2. Pepper - Butthole Surfers ElectricLarryland


    currentrotation:

    "Pepper" by Butthole Surfers 

    "Mikey got with Sharon, Sharon got Cherise, as she was sharin’ sharon’s outlook on the topic of disease, Mikey had a facial scar and Bobby was a racist, they were all in love with dying, they were doing it in Texas, Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain, and then he lost his leg in Dallas, he was dancing with a train…"

    (via scumfolk)

  3. (Source: ashleyfrostart, via scumfolk)

    jedavu:

    THE CHALK DRAWN ADVENTURES OF SLUGGO | DAVID ZINN

    (via scumfolk)

    monetizeyourcat:

    magicpottybaby:

    sizvideos:

    TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

    holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

    this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

    (via scumfolk)

  4. This is the most unique one I've seen, please yes.

    • 1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
    • 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
    • 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
    • 4) What do you think about most?
    • 5) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
    • 6) Do you have any strange phobias?
    • 7) What's your religion?
    • 8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
    • 9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
    • 10) What was the last lie you told?
    • 11) Do you believe in karma?
    • 12) What does your URL mean?
    • 13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
    • 14) Who is your celebrity crush?
    • 15) How do you vent your anger?
    • 16) Do you have a collection of anything?
    • 17) Are you happy with the person you've become?
    • 18) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
    • 19) What's your biggest "what if"?
    • 20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
    • 21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
    • 22) Smell the air. What do you smell?
    • 23) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
    • 24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender?
    • 25) To you, what is the meaning of life?
    • 26) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
    • 27) What was the last movie you saw?
    • 28) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
    • 29) Do you have any obsessions right now?
    • 30) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
    • 31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
    • 32) What is your astrological sign?
    • 33) What's the last thing you purchased?
    • 34) Love or lust?
    • 35) In a relationship?
    • 36) How many relationships have you had?
    • 37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
    • 38) Where is your best friend?
    • 39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
    • 40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
    • 41) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
    • 42) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
    • 43) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
    • 44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
    • 45) How can I win your heart?
    • 46) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
    • 47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
    • 48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
    • 49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "heart."
    • 50) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
    • 51) What is your current desktop picture?
    • 52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
    • 53) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
    • 54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
    • 55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
    • 56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
    • 57) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
    • 58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
    • 59) Ever been on a plane?
    • 60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities.
    • Please do it!

    mayahansens:

    the sickest burn in all of television history

    (via scumfolk)

  5. twistedlandstourguide:

    communistcritiques:

    ragemovement:

    Not just for those in Detroit, but anywhere where the right to water is being restricted or denied!

    i have no knowledge of whether or not this is accurate but in case it is it’s worth reblogging

    but if someone could add on to this with a source for how reliable it is that would be cool

    Reblogging this would be a major example of irresponsibility.

    (via scumfolk)

  6. florawrsaurus:

    This pleases me

    (via himemiyaa)

  7. fuckyeahilikechicks:

    debosaurus:

    manicpixiedreamskrillex:

    trying-to-hide-the-pain:

    cartgirl:

    ohhhimjustagirl:

    thinspocean:

    still-moving-on:

    m-isguidedghos-t:

    Boys don’t understand the horrible view girls have of themselves

    AMEN

    Literally fml

    I’ll always reblog this I think

    I should show this to guys when they make comments.

    no you dont understand how fucking accurate this is. 

    The view if myself is the view that is the chub jest on my entire body

    THE FACT THAT THIS IS CONCIDERED A AFUCKING HORRIBLE VIEW OF HOW GIRLS SEE THEMSELVES PISSES ME OFF AND MAKES ME WANT TO STAB MY BED OKAY

    LADIES

    LISTEN TO ME

    YOU ARE FIRECRACKERS

    YOU ARE A BLIZZARD

    YOU ARE AN APOCALYPSE OF LOVE AND RAGE

    YOU ARE NOT AND SHOULD NEVER BE DUMBED DOWN TO WHAT YOUR GODDAMN PERCENTAGE OF FAT TO MUSCLE IS 

    YOU ARE BROKEN BONES AND SCRAPED KNEES AND THROATED SCREAMS AND YOU 

    ARE

    BEAUTIFUL

    IF YOU LOOK LIKE THIS, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL

    IF YOU DON’T LOOK LIKE THIS, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL

    IF YOU THINK YOU LOOK LIKE THIS, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL 

    I AM SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF SEEING WONDERFUL, SMART, TALENTED, WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL GIRLS HATING THEMSELVES BECAUSE OF AN UNREALISTIC EXPECTATION SET ON THEM AT A YOUNG AGE

    YOU ARE PERFECT THE WAY YOU ARE

    OWN IT

    I’ve reblogged this before but I never saw that comment and I’m actually crying omg

    Thank you for that comment.

    (Source: lizbarfart)

    • men:   women who wear makeup are just lying to us
    • men:   it's 8 inches